whoa what. i feel like this needs a source
Excerpt: So this listener says “Hey! What we ought to do is we oughtta have an individual mandate from the government that everybody has to go to church.” Because after all Obamacare is all about improving the health of the American people. We know that going to church is good for you, it’s good for your health so we are going to mandate that you go to church for your own health and we are going to tax the atheists who don’t go to church. Now, we can’t make you go to church, but we are going to penalize you if you don’t, we’re going to asses a tax on every atheist that doesn’t go to church because those atheists are endangering their physical health. That is actually a brilliant, brilliant suggestion.
I haven’t been to church in years and I’ve never been better. I think if this were serious, it’d be easy to dismiss this as a violation of freedom of religion, not to mention this is just stupid. I mean, there are plenty of Christians who don’t go to church, and the churches themselves don’t even have to pay a tax.
This is hilarious to me for more than the obvious.
Maybe they were doing research? As someone who grew up Baptist, I know for a fact that Baptist preachers spend a lot of time thinking and preaching against all the variations of sex. I’ve always wondered how these men of God knew so much…